"I drank Ed Shearan's pint once. So Ed, if you read this, do Alpha and I'll buy you a pint."
"This is literally one of the hardest questions you could ask me."
"I found a girl dressed as a full on mermaid in the girl’s bathroom at Uni once. Just sitting in a sink…"
The sideburns were probably the best thing about my rebellious years...
“Sheffield: The greatest city on earth …”